(Note: all Da Loop stock featured in the original adventures is no longer for sale.)
Gypsy burst
through the front door of the Aldgate Pump Hotel (please excuse costume change
– 80s dress sold last weekend), screaming for help.
She grabbed
the first person she saw. “I need help!”
she gasped.
“Sorry,
babe, I have a gig to do. They do live
music here now, did you catch that news?”
Oh great, thought Gypsy. Everyone is sitting out in the beer garden waiting for the music to
start. I can’t gatecrash that!
There was no
time to think - she did a 180 and ran back out the door and across the road in
a panic. Diving through the Da Loop side
gate she ran head-on into…
“DAVE! THANK GOD!”
“I wondered
why you didn’t show up for our How To Host A…” began her boyfriend.
“No time to
talk! Traeger is about to arrive here to rescue me and…”
“Rescue you
from what? The dinner party?? Traeger…
as in your ex???” puzzled Dave, looking
like a bit of a dill in gangster costume plus Pacman cap.
“Well how
many Traegers do you know? YES!! Look, any second now he might show up and
then…” she was interrupted by a man’s voice calling from behind the shop.
“GYPSY!”
“TRAEGER!!” She grabbed Dave by the arm and they ran
along the shop’s side wall towards the voice.
Gypsy closed her eyes and prayed that they would get to him in
time. Well, and that her size 14 purple
100% silk Brown Sugar party frock ($28) wouldn’t be ripped by the tree branches
they were stumbling through.
“ARE YOU
OK?!” yelled Traeger. “I’M SORRY - YOU
WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GET DRAGGED INTO THIS!
I CAN EXPLAIN!”
“THAT IS NOT
A VERY ORIGINAL LINE!” Gypsy yelled back
while still running.
As they emerged
at the rear of the shop Gypsy scanned the creek and stopped dead in her tracks
as she locked eyes with the man she had once thought was The One. Dave promptly smacked into the back of her
and nearly lost his beloved Pacman cap in the waterfall, thereby ruining the
moment, which was probably just as well.
At the same
time, two men jumped from the neighbours’ fir trees and tackled Traeger, covering him with a white sheet and
dragging him toward the rear carpark.
“OMG!”
gasped Gypsy. She and Dave scaled the
back fence and ran across the Aldgate Café/Style House bridge just in time to
see one of the men forcing Traeger into the back of a grey wagon.
“Quick –
look at the car! Memorise the number
plate!” Dave shouted.
“What’s with
the wagon?” Gypsy asked. “These are
hardened criminals. One shot at me.
Don’t they know they’re supposed to use a real
boot to kidnap people?”
“Maybe
they’ve knocked him out with gas so he can’t wave out the window”, Dave
suggested, and then squeezed her hand.
“I’m glad you’re still standing (in those lovely Nine West gold and
black thongs). And I can’t wait to hear
how you got out of the shooting situation.
But for now get in my car, take my phone and call the cops while I chase!”
Do Dave and Gypsy manage to catch up
with the abductors??
…
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In addition to items mentioned above,
Gypsy wears green and brown recycled necklace/bracelet set ($12). Dave wears pre-owned R.M. Williams striped
shirt ($10), NWT Dowd corporate pants ($18), spotted Paco Rabanne tie ($4) and
own braces and hat. Abductor looks
striking in dark purple pre-owned Kenji shirt, Quiksilver hat, and bad haircut. Abductor needs to visit MK Cutters Hair
Artistry.
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